a new term for baby boomers?

are you as tired of hearing the term "baby boomer" as i am? for years this term has been thrown around and nobody knows what the hell it means.
well thank Jeff Byer for some new terms and if it becomes accepted terminology i want full credit. now let's begin.
as you probably know numismatics has changed the one cent coin every fifty years and in retrospect these years are an excellent way to determine just what a person is called. so i propose that the following terms become the standard for generations and you heard it here first.
if a person was born prior to 1909 they can be referred to as the ''indian generation".
if a person was born between 1910 and 1958 they are now called the "wheat generation."
between 1959 and 2008 they are now called the "memorial generation"".
finally anyone born during and after 2009 can be called the "new design generation".
naturally , this model will be called the "The Jeff Byer" formula because i thought of it and i will go down in history along with Abe and George. also on may fourth every school will be closed
in my honor for giving the world this model.
now please excuse me my shrink just called and said i am late for my appointment.